Meet the AJC Paw-tners: Our Most Dedicated (and Least Billable) Employees
Because, really, after looking at Johnny, I think we can safely say his utilization rate is zero.

Bella Jones 🌈
CCO Emerita — Forever Chief Canine Officer
2018- 2026
We still miss you.

Skye Jones
Director of Second Chances & Employee Relations.

Honey Woodcock
VP of Employee Wellness & Compulsory Cuddles

Kiki Harris
Quality Control Supervisor — Cushions & Comfort

Banjo Engle
CAD Technician — Computer Assisted Distraction

Basil Engle
Deputy Director of Computer Assisted Distraction

Clausewitz Followell-Phillips
Director of Boundary Disputes & Hostile Takeovers

Johnny Followel-Phillips
Director of Structural Integrity & Load Testing
Clearly testing the weight-bearing capacity of his office furniture while doing absolutely nothing productive.

Missy Followell-Phillips
Director of Field Operations & Unauthorized Excavations

Bagel Followell-Phillips
Chief of Fiber Optics & Tangled Infrastructure

Maggie and George Bowie
Co-Directors of Chaos & Operational Inefficiency

Ladybird Salisbury
EIT — Engineer in Treats
